its a really hectic wednesday morning.
im running super late for work.
ride my bike real fast...can u get a ticket for speeding on a bike btw?!
hmmm...i wonder!
anyway, somehow reach work, all sweaty, irritated.
drink 2 glasses of water.
still panting! damn the flu and its lasting effects on my stamina.
suddenly the phone is ringing.
im fed up. let the voicemail get this one, i think to myself.
its ringing. ringing. yesss still ringing.
that means only one thing. its my mommieeee!
the phone will ring till i answer it.
i look at my watch. its 9:30 AM...which means 10pm back home.
im still panting ... btw!
answer the phone with a very breathles..errr HAAAALLO?
a very very cheerful saroj at the other end.
yeah, we call our mom by her first name! get over it.
Saroj: (real cheery) monaaa..what u doing?
Me: (irritated) im at the beach in my tiniest bikini sipping cosmopolitan just lounging around with johnny (depp)!!! what do u think im doing?!?!
Saroj: (if its possible even more cheerful) aaaaaa...say my hello to johnny and ask him..beta ghar kab aa rahe ho?!?!
BATAAO...she is my MOTHER in every which way!!!
maa tujhe salaaaam....
